How do these comments compare to the way your voice talks to you?

Like Me Not
Like Me
1 I can't.
2 Life has been pretty good to me.
3 I look terrible in this outfit.
4 S/he hates my guts.
5 This looks pretty good on me.
6 I'm such an idiot.
7 Everything's cool.
8 I could never be that pretty/ smart/ popular.
9 I haven't been laughed out of the classroom before - there's no reason it's gonna happen today.
10 I can't believe I just said/ did that!
11 They don't know what they're missing.
12 Everybody's looking at me.
13 I know what I'm talking about/ doing.
14 I can.

C A L C U L A T I N G
Y O U R   A N S W E R S 

If you answered "Like Me" to any of these questions, give yourself one point:
Questions: 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 10 & 12
Total:
Is your score four or higher? Then read the section titled Jabberwacky.

If you answered "Like Me" to any of these questions, give yourself one point:
Questions: 2, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13 & 14
Total:
Is your score three or higher? Read the section titled Song of Myself.