1. Midnight. The project's only halfway done. You're slugging out. You reach for:

a. chocolate bars, coffee beans - anything with the go juice in it.
b. the alarm clock for 30 rechargeable minutes.

2. You have a one-way ticket to Buffet Heaven. Your game plan is to:

a. eat breakfast and lunch, and enjoy a sampling of the buffet.
b. not eat all day, and then have whatever you want - and two helpings of it.

3. Extreme gravity pulls you down in front of the TV for the night. To help pass the time, you:

a. study the crunching sounds of different snack products.
b. try to sculpt an edible masterpiece with some toothpicks and your favorite fruit.

4. At the fast food counter, you see that ordering a Jumbo Valuable Meal for lunch actually saves some coin. You order:

a. the Gutbuster Deluxe.
b. what you originally planned on getting, even if it costs a lot more.

5. After a particularly grueling practice, you come home with a stomach sounding like a cement mixer. You put a stumble in the rumble by:

a. drinking a big glass of water and waiting for your body to relax before eating.
b. grabbing whatever carbohydrates exist in the cupboard and chowing down.

6. The babysittees are in bed, and there's a long night of nothing ahead. For entertainment, you:

a. see what adventures may befall you in the cupboard and on cable.
b. catch up on homework.

7. The If-I-Don't-Pass-This-I'm-SO-Dead Test is coming up this afternoon. Lunch is:

a. a chicken wing and a prayer.
b. a last meal of all your favorite foods.

8. It's a Saturday night cruise around town, and your buddies have a hankering for some ice cream. You:

a. take out your lucky ice cream spoon and dish.
b. go along and see what you feel like when you get there.

9. Well, if I'm going to be grounded all weekend, I might as well:

a. go on a hunger strike.
b. get snack supplies for the bedroom bunker.

10. Your first date with The Boy is at a fancy restaurant tonight. You'll be dining on:

a. whatever the waiter recommends.
b. a salad at the restaurant and everything in the fridge when you get home later.

11. Work started ten minutes ago - without you. Dashing out the door, you grab:

a. a microwave burrito and a can of soda for the ride over.
b. a piece of fruit that will hold you over until a late dinner.

12. That had to have just been the biggest best friend fight ever known to humankind. To soothe your soul, you:

a. look for something in the fridge that will taste really good and make you forget how you really feel.
b. find someone else to talk to and help you change your mood.

13. All your plans fell through, and it looks like you'll be enjoying a big bag of boredom tonight with a side of:

a. dinner and an early bed.
b. sweet, salty, and caffeinated till dawn.

14. The Stress Scale has reached an all time high. You decompress by:

a. running, jumping, climbing, stretching, or knocking it out.
b. hitting the emergency chocolate supply.

15. When The Boy tells you that the two of you need to spend some time apart, you spend some time:

a. with your favorite bag of cookies.
b. venting with your friends over some pizza.

16. Scary movies don't seem so scary when you:

a. cover yourself with a protective layer of chee-zy puff dust.
b. keep some sharp carrot sticks next to your chair.

17. Your straight-A report card surely deserves:

a. monetary reimbursement for the time and energy you've invested.
b. a chance to order off the French-speaking part of the menu.

18. If sent out with the grocery list, you're likely to come back with:

a. exactly what was asked for, and not an item more.
b. a bunch of good stuff, and, oh yeah, a couple things from the list.


Note: This quiz is for fun only. Consult a licensenced dietitian or your doctor to determine if you're eating the right foods for your health.