1. A monster of a paycheck AND a monster of a boss.
2. Cool coworkers that are really good friends.
3. The only thing exciting about this job is payday.
4. You could do this job for the rest of your life.
5. This company is like a family - but you don't get much of an allowance.
6. Working late nights and weekends - but not for chump change.
7. You always wanted to be one of these when you grew up.
8. Big, beautiful paycheck AND a small, ugly office.
9. You can do what you want, when you want - but you can't earn what you want.
10. The Grinch makes you work holidays, but Santa stuffs your stocking.
11. Overtime - a lot of the time.
12. You'll have lots of time for fun in the sun.
13. Work late AND retire early.
14. It sure doesn't pay much, but it sure is cool..
15. The five O'clock whistle always comes sooner than you want it to.
16. Unpredictable, exciting AND underpaid.
17. The three hours a day you're not at work you're in your mansion's hot tub.
18. So what if you're taste-testing pet food - you'll never worry about another bill again.
